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If Nothing Lasts Forever, Will You Be My Nothing?
i'd catch a grenade for you * if the pin wasn't pulled* throw my hand on a blade for you * if it wasn't sharp* jump infront of a train for you * if it wasn't moving*
Looking anxiously for your phone,then finding it in your back pocket
Could you imagine what hell would break loose if the last Harry Potter movie and next Twilight movie were released on the same day?
lol
the only thing that will stop you from moving forward is the moment you are not loved no more with feelings not felt and life not lived the way you wanted and intended them to be... awful to happen to anyone...
when you're home alone
and someone knocks on the door
2% - shout "who is it?"
10% -answer the door
88% - stop everything you're doing
and stay completely still without
making a noise hoping its not a
pedo that'll smash the door down
and come rape you.
Like if you hate it when a younger sibling replies to you with "Your Mom!" IT'S YOUR MOM TOO YA STUPID DIP-SHIT!!!!
Miley Cyrus Taught Me that Nobody's Perfect; Justin Bieber Taught Me to Never Say Never; Noah and the Whale taught me that Life Goes On; JLS taught me to take that One Shot; P!nk taught me to ignore the haters because someone out there thinks im perfect; Eminem taught me to never be afraid! To put it in simpler terms, without music.. I'd be lost in this world
It started on a friday. It end the next day. When I found out.. You were makin' out.. With some blonde chick? Well your just a dick. This describes my relastion ship with my EX.. :)
why does our food taste so good? because we make it with love! and grease... -Mc Donald's
Write your quote here...ATTENTION!!!!!!! DO NOT join the group currently on Facebook with the title "Becoming a father or a mother was the greatest gift of my life." *** It is a group of pedophiles trying to access your photos. This was on Fox News at 5. Please copy and post!!! Let's keep children safe!!!!! .... just a minute to copy and paste.
The longest minutes in life: Waiting for food out of the microwave and waiting for that one text or call.
"Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backwards, and it still makes sense.
sleepover party you ask "do you want the floor or the bed" friend: ill take the floor so you can have the bed BEST friends: *pushes you onto floor* *jumps on bed* "MY BED B*TCH"
Like if you've ever legitimately tried to preform a spell from Harry Potter
When my head phones are in and my music is playing. ItS like I'm in a totally different world
A Boy And A Girl Talk After Ignoring Each Other For Forever:
According to Facebook Likes when a 6 year old hits their toe on a table, they say "owww mommy!!!" 10 year olds say "Stupid table!!!" 13 year olds say "SHIT!" and 16+ says "You god damn mother-fucking table go die in hell!" It's more like 10 years: "SHITT!!!! GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE HELL???? ow!!!" I should know- I am 11 and that's how me and my whole class acts we're moremature then u guyz think.
like this now motherfucker
hell yea
Yes...
I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say PULL
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
I wish for Love every 11:11,
[I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
I say its a long story when it's really not
I fall in love too hard too fast
all I want is to kiss you in the rain
-YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
but thats more than it seems...
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it
*girl walks in wearing sweats, hair a mess, and NO make-up* boyfriend: hey! whats up?:) girlfriend: i feel about as great as i look.. :/ boyfriend: oh so u feel beautiful then?:) girlfriend: *blushes* :) ....this is what a boyfriend should do!
Justin Bieber said he was having a BABY,
Usher said OMG,
Katy Perry set off FIREWORKS,
Bruno Mars thought they where GRENADES,
Eminem said he was NOT AFRAID,
Jason Derulo said WHATCHA SAY?
then Nelly woke up and said it was only JUST A DREAM!
guy: i don't like you wearing that dress.
girl: ok.
guy: you'll wear a very very long dress next time, understand?
girl: (am i a nun?) ok fine.
guy: with a veil.
girl: (angry)
guy: wearing this ring.
girl: (speechless) XDv
Dear females with perfect hair, perfect bodies. perfect clothes, perfect smiles, perfect boobs, perfect ass, great personality ALL the time, not snobby, not rude, rich, and every guys fantasies, SORRY YOU DO NOT EXIST Sincerely, A real Girl
Are you friends wit her? Tell me ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER? JUST TELL ME! Are you friends with her? Cuz if you are im done!
yes im a girl?
fun
Like If Your A Don
I tried. You didn't. I gave up. But there'll always be a part in me that's yours forever...
'rates' will never get old :)
Queeef!!!!
Time spent → in the shower;
25% -- Daydreaming.
25% -- Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air.
20% -- Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution.
10% -- Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out.
10% -- Contemplating the hardest decisions of life.
7% -- Washing hair.
3% -- Washing other body parts.
my boyfriend
You look work? Si? Trabajo?
fuck you
For all the Marianna, C-dale & Tally Girls (:
Ima bee ima bee ima bee.....no jk ima wasp ;)
Please Like This! :'(
I have someone that loves me from heaven
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